Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride at the carnival?
A: A roller ghoster!!
Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Q: What does a hungry ghost want?
A: Ice scream!
Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Q: Why is Dracula so unpopular?
A: Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?